Tammy. 26. Canadian.
Let me start off by saying I swear a lot. I mean A LOT. Now you know.
This is a random blog whatever my whims may bring. It WILL contain slash and WILL at times be NSFW. (Thar will be nekkid people) Fair warning.
Fan of: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Merlin, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Harry Potter, The Dresden Files, Firefly, Buffy, Suits, Once Upon A Time, Game of Thrones, Criminal Minds, THE AVENGERS, X-men, Marvel, Batman, Avatar: TLAB, Legend of Korra, Hunger Games, Studio Ghibli, Psych, Dare I go on?
Yeaaaah I'm a fandom blog.
So I don't always follow back, but I DO (eventually) check out everyone who follows me blog and most of the time if we have the same interests I will follow you.
when you choose the wrong dialogue option
follow your dreams unless theyre dreams about killing people or something and then maybe tone it down a little
The Korean promos speak to me on a spiritual level.
bless the followers who tolerate your 95% fandom posts that aren’t even their fandom
how to be gamer:
- play game
- congratulation u r gamer now
- anyone says ur not
- hit them with game device
Let’s play ‘were those fireworks or did someone on my street just get shot’
I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.
Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”
Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.
Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.
You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.
…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.
i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man
the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge
Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.
If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.
PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN
I AFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF I AM DONE
Don’t forget that the chances of being caught are greatly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection to you at all. Most murderers end up killing someone they know in some fashion, so they’re easily caught. Serial killers kill at random, hence why they can kill a lot before they screw up.
I am not a serial killer, honest.
I am seriously concerned for all of you
Why dispose/hide the body, when Hannibal taught how you can use it in your household. You can make awesome pillows with the stuffing of the victims hair, and feed the rest of them to your family. Nothing get’s wasted!